Start from the start with episode 1
Here we go again then. It’s the beginning of my 4th full season in France and my 3rd in Ligue 1, but our perspective has been dramatically altered. In seasons past, I’d be looking down this list in terms of what pitfalls might await, who we’ll need to pick up wins against and which matches are just plain write offs. This year, we’ve really got to be looking down the list as “Which 18 teams should we beat comfortably?” plus Monaco.
Athlétic Club Ajaccio
Nickname: L’ACA
Manager: Olivier Pantaloni (9 years, 276 days)
From: Ajaccio
Ground: Stade François Coty
Last Season: 17th
Predicted: 20th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Sporting Club de Bastia (Fierce, Local), OGC Nice (Local)
My Record: W4 D0 L2
Association de la Jeunesse Auxerroise
Nickname: L’AJA
Manager: Juninho (Caretaker)
From: Auxerre
Ground: Stade Abbé Deschamps
Last Season: 6th
Predicted: 15th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Dijon FCO (Local)
My Record: N/A
Association Sportive de Monaco Football Club
Nickname: Les Monégasques
Manager: Luis Enrique (11 days)
From: Monaco
Ground: Ettori Park (Built 2019)
Last Season: Champions
Predicted: 2nd
Rivals in Ligue 1: OGC Nice (Fierce, Local), Olympique de Marseille (Local), Olympique Lyonnais (Competitive), Paris Saint-Germain (Competitive), Sporting Club de Bastia (Local)
My Record: W0 D0 L4
Association Sportive Nancy–Lorraine
Nickname: L’ASNL
Manager: Didier Santini (1 day)
From: Nancy
Ground: Stade Marcel Picot
Last Season: 1st in Ligue 2 (Promoted)
Predicted: 14th
Rivals in Ligue 1: FC Metz (Fierce, Local), FC Sochaux-Montbé (Local)
My Record: W2 D1 L0
Association Sportive de Saint-Étienne Loire
Nickname: Les Verts
Manager: Claude Makélélé (1 year, 199 days)
From: Saint-Étienne
Ground: Stade Geoffrey-Guichard
Last Season: 9th
Predicted: 9th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Olympique Lyonnais (Fierce, Local), Olympique de Marseille (Historic), FC Nantes (Historic), Paris Saint-Germain (Competitive)
My Record: W2 D0 L2
Dijon Football Côte d’Or
Nickname: Le DFCO
Manager: Daniel Moreira (112 days)
From: Dijon
Ground: Parc Des Sports Gaston Gérard
Last Season: 2nd in Ligue 2 (Promoted)
Predicted: 19th
Rivals in Ligue 1: AJ Auxerre (Local)
My Record: W2 D1 L0
En Avant de Guingamp Côtes-d’Armor
Nickname: Les Costarmoricains
Manager: Michel Der Zakarian (123 days)
From: Guingamp
Ground: En Avant de Guingamp Stadium (Built 2019)
Last Season: 15th
Predicted: 12th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Stade Rennais FC (Local), FC Lorient (Local), FC Nantes (Local)
My Record: W2 D0 L2
Football Club Lorient-Bretagne Sud
Nickname: Les Merlus
Manager: Djamel Merdjett (4 years, 229 days)
From: Lorient
Ground: Gourcuff Stadium (Built 2021)
Last Season: 3rd
Predicted: 7th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Stade Rennais FC (Local), FC Nantes (Local), En Avant de Guingamp (Local)
My Record: W2 D0 L3
Football Club de Metz
Nickname: Les Grenats
Manager: Cláudio Caçapa (2 years, 202 days)
From: Longeville-lès-Metz
Ground: Stade Saint-Symphorien
Last Season: 11th
Predicted: 16th
Rivals in Ligue 1: AS Nancy Lorraine (Fierce, Local), Football Club Sochaux-Montbéliard (Local)
My Record: W1 D1 L1
Football Club de Nantes
Nickname: Les Canaris
Manager: Frédéric Hantz (4 years, 240 days)
From: Nantes
Ground: Stade Louis Fonteneau (La Beaujoire)
Last Season: 8th
Predicted: 6th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Stade Rennais FC (Fierce, Local), Girondins de Bordeaux (Local), AS Saint-Étienne (Historic), FC Lorient (Local), En Avant de Guingamp (Local)
My Record: W1 D1 L2
Football Club Sochaux-Montbéliard
Nickname: Les Lionceaux
Manager: Albert Cartier (8 years, 310 days)
From: Montbéliard
Ground: Stade Auguste Bonal
Last Season: 7th
Predicted: 11th
Rivals in Ligue 1: AS Nancy Lorraine (Local)
My Record: W2 D0 L3
Football Club des Girondins de Bordeaux
Nickname: Les Girondins
Manager: Zinedine Zidane (235 days)
From: Bordeaux
Ground: Matmut Atlantique (Nouveau Stade de Bordeaux)
Last Season: 5th
Predicted: 5th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Toulouse FC (Fierce, Local), FC Nantes (Local), Olympique de Marseille (Competitive), Olympique Lyonnais (Competitive), Paris Saint-Germain (Competitive)
My Record: W2 D1 L2
Lille Olympique Sporting Club
Nickname: Les Dogues
Manager: Eric Chelle (1 year, 159 days)
From: Villeneuve-d’Ascq
Ground: Stade Pierre Mauroy
Last Season: 16th
Predicted: 13th
Rivals in Ligue 1: N/A
My Record: W2 D0 L2
Olympique Gymnaste Club Nice Côte d’Azur
Nickname: Le Gym
Manager: Julien Sablé (156 days)
From: Nice
Ground: Allianz Riviera
Last Season: 12th
Predicted: 10th
Rivals in Ligue 1: AS Monaco (Fierce, Local), Sporting Club de Bastia (Local), Olympique de Marseille (Local), Athlétic Club Ajaccio (Local)
My Record: W0 D1 L3
Olympique Lyonnais
Nickname: L’OL
Manager: Zlatan Ibrahimovic (1 year, 243 days)
From: Décines-Charpieu
Ground: Parc Olympique Lyonnais
Last Season: 4th
Predicted: 4th
Rivals in Ligue 1: AS Saint-Étienne (Fierce, Local), Olympique de Marseille (Fierce, Competitive), AS Monaco (Competitive), Paris Saint-Germain (Competitive), Girondins de Bordeaux (Competitive)
My Record: W1 D1 L2
Olympique de Marseille
Nickname: L’OM
Manager: Jorge Jesus (230 days)
From: Marseille
Ground: Stade Orange Vélodrome
Last Season: 14th
Predicted: 3rd
Rivals in Ligue 1: Paris Saint-Germain (Fierce, Competitive), Olympique Lyonnais (Fierce, Competitive), AS Monaco (Local), OGC Nice (Local), AS Saint-Étienne (Competitive), Sporting Club de Bastia (Local), Girondins de Bordeaux (Competitive)
My Record: W0 D2 L2
Paris Saint-Germain Football Club
Nickname: Le PSG
Manager: WT Franjo (0 days)
From: Paris
Ground: Parc Des Princes
Last Season: 2nd
Predicted: 1st
Rivals in Ligue 1: Olympique de Marseille (Fierce, Competitive), AS Monaco (Competitive), Olympique Lyonnais (Competitive), Girondins de Bordeaux (Competitive)
Sporting Club de Bastia
Nickname: Le SCB
Manager: Jean-Marie Huriez (3 years, 195 days)
From: Furiani
Ground: Stade Armand Césari
Last Season: 10th
Predicted: 18th
Rivals in Ligue 1: Athlétic Club Ajaccio (Fierce, Local), Olympique de Marseille (Local), OGC Nice (Local), AS Monaco (Local)
My Record: W2 D0 L0
Stade de Reims
Nickname: Les Rouge et Blanc
Manager: Arnaud Bey (1 year, 229 days)
From: Reims
Ground: Stade Auguste Delaune
Last Season: 3rd in Ligue 2 (Beat Bourg-en-Bresse 5-2 on aggregate in the playoff to win promotion)
Predicted: 17th
Rivals in Ligue 1: N/A
My Record: W0 D1 L1
Stade Rennais Football Club
Nickname: Les Rouges et Noirs
Manager: Alaixys Romao (278 days)
From: Rennes
Ground: Roazhon Park
Last Season: 13th
Predicted: 8th
Rivals in Ligue 1: FC Nantes (Fierce, Local), En Avant de Guingamp (Local), FC Lorient (Local)
My Record: W3 D1 L0
So that’s that. Paris Saint-Germain have been made favourites to lift the Ligue 1 title this year, despite not winning the thing since 2021. We have 6 players to Monaco’s 5 in the media’s “Dream Eleven” though, which proves 2 things: A) That we definitely have the upper hand in the title race as far as the media are concerned and B) That this league is in desperate need of at least a 3rd horse in the title race. I doubt it will happen any time soon though and certainly this year at least, the pundits and I agree on the fact that there will be 2 stallions running neck and neck down that final straight. Their names shall be Paris Saint-Germain and AS Monaco, guided by their jockeys WT Franjo and Luis Enrique.
Let’s turn the bastards to glue.
Lorient came 3rd last season!? Blimey.
These mini-sodes are all well and good man, but looking forward to finally getting the season underway!
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Also, your new club just loaned out Anthony bloody Martial. Hahaha. Oh dear.
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Neal Maupay dragged them up there almost single handedly! And I know. Honestly it’s left us a bit light on the wings and light in French players too, so I’m not best pleased. Yep there’s been a hell of a lot of mini-sodes to get through, but we’ll be starting the new season on Monday 🙂
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Let’s turn the bastards to glue.
😀 ROFL
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